Lynne Duffus was born in Wormit and has been loud for a long time. She likes bunny rabbits, kittens and Radiohead. She can’t cut bread or fly a kite but is a wizard in the kitchen.

In her short lifetime she has had many careers, including that of a tobacconist, nightclub doorman and cabaret singer but this is by far her favourite job as she only has to work for two hours a day.

Lynne says “Oh yeah, if you’ve read Richard’s biog that bit about the marshmallow is a lie”.

In her spare time she likes to play the piano naked and watch “You’ve been Framed” with Lisa Riley. She loves Lisa Riley. She believes she will be sacked shortly. She’s probably right.